He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
