I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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