If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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