11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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