question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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