So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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