I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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