Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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