you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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