Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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