i always forget guys have bellybuttons
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
operation have a gay friend backfired
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!