Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.