his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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