May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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