After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
