Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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