We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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