69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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