I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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