did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think my vagina is haunted
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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