Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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