Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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