My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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