And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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