I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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