i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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