that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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