You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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