i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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