More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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