The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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