no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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