What should our trivia night team be named?
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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