I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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