The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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