Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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