Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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