3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
please come you make the beer taste better
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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