Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He's on the porch naked. Help.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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