Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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