I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.