we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.