note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship