Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices