you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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