why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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