Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
