I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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