Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
vagina is talking i cant
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
