Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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