why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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