i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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