i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
A+ Viking dick
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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