marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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