Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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