areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
vagina is talking i cant
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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