real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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