I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
