Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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